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Al Kider's Discount WMD's
Where you get more bang for the buck!
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The
"Party Charge" has a versatile delivery package that makes it suitable for insurrections, beach barbecues, and fishing.
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Our 14 kiloton "Carpe Non" is a great utility WMD for beginners and slow learners.
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After some practice, upgrade to our 31 kiloton "bruiser." |
"Old Faithful," our 10 megaton standby, is the perfect addition to the family survival gear.
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Exquisite craftsmanship makes the 23 kiloton "Aspen Shower" a joy to work with, and a fine addition to any living room.
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The "Scrambler" was designed to be a quick and easy solution for irreconcilable differences.
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"Red Rover" is truly desert warfare at its finest. Need we say more?
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The "Vernal Awakening" was named after its maiden blast on this beautiful Nevada morning in March.
Quantity discounts are available.
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Half Price!
The 32 kiloton "Smoker" is last year's model, but still fully functional.
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Our 15-kiloton 280mm artillery shell package is ideal for neighborhood disputes.
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People listen when you carry our 61 kiloton "bruiser."
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The 15 megaton "Big Bertha" is the Ultimate in WMD hardware.
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Put persuasion into your negotiations with "Little Joe," the perfect complement to any diplomatic team.
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The easy-to-use "Enetewak" is a truly elegant bomb, suitable for any occasion.
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You'll be heard 'round the world with our 11 megaton "Magnum Express."
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The "Spartica," raw power.
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Our "Morning Glory" combines beauty with substance and functionality, for the person who considers warfare a true art.
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In addition to traditional applicatons, our WMDs are ideal for clearing construction sites as shown here with the new "Dozer."
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Our 37 kiloton "Dandelion" provides a powerful yet delicate mushroom, adding unquestioned style to your warfare.
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Need a little more power? Upgrade from the "Dandelion" to the 74 kiloton "Primrose." |
The 17 kiloton "Star Fire" is designed for night combat and community fireworks.
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Our air-to-air "Skeeter" is great for those pesky no-fly zones. A near miss counts!
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The 19 kiloton "Brazier" comes with its own
(unguided) balloon and air-launch fuse kit, all at no extra charge!
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Our balloon-launched "Black Cat" is perfect for New Years fireworks, wedding celebrations, and mosquito control.
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Impress the neighbors -- fry an entire county with our new "K-17."
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Take care of those limited-access areas with the 11 kiloton "Atom Smasher."
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The "Plinker" is an excellent tool for tribal skirmishes and rodent control.
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